TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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