I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Randomize
