didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
