You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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