Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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