Already got asked if we're dating
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I wish i was in the wii world.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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