someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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