We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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