he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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