if i can run in heels then i can drive
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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