In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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