Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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