thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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