i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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