You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
