She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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