this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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