Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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