I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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