i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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