Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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