Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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