I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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