You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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