She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You made out with two different species that night
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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