Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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