she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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