it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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