I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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