I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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