Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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