Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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