Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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