looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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