He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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