Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
