Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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