Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Can I color on your dick again?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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