Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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