no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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