Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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