I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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