come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
