Duck Duck Cougar?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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