What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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