We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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