I wanna bring you to show and tell
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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