Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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