he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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