she looked like the before picture.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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