you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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