Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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