This dress was meant to end up on your floor
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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