nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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