I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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Just high enough for therapy.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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