I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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