I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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