Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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