Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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